The Acoustic Guitar Lesson Saved Him From Black Magic
Once I had this friend that was into black magic. He would study various dark arts in his basement after school. Then one day, he saw this girl he really liked staring lovingly at some kid that was playing the acoustic guitar. Right away he abandoned black magic completely, and took up the acoustic guitar. The time spent in his basement perfecting the dark arts now was spent studying at his daily acoustic guitar lesson. The girl got wind of this, and was so impressed, immediately fell in love with him. Now they live happily ever after, and tour the country in their bus giving concerts at elementary schools, warning kids of the dangers of black magic.