My Brother has a Long String of Women
My brother thinks of himself as the ultimate ladies man. He is always bragging about all of the women he has, and I know that he is telling the truth. When he lived at home, my mother would get upset with him for always leading so many girls to believe that they were a couple. He had so many girls that it was hard for me to keep their name straight, so I just never called any of them by name. One of them bought him a Casio Pathfinder Watch because he was mad at her. I just wish some of those girls would wake up.